Submitted by AK.
Ahhhhhhhhh… how long have we been doing this?
Hey, it’s Vince, the Shamwow guy
Hey Vince. Glad to see you’re back.
A long time. Since last year sometime. Around July XD
Bro. We’ve known each other for so long.
Your heart’s been aching, but you’re just trying to say it
Lets have a toast. To us!
Happy Easter, by the way
To all the memories. And combo breakers.
And happy Easter, those of you who celebrate it!
If a turtle loses its shell, does that mean it’s naked or homeless?
I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I’m like HAIKU
I guess the change in
My pocket wasn’t enough
And I’m like HAIKU
I RESENT THAT!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!one!!!!!eleven!!1!!!1!1onehundredeleven!!!1!1!1!1!!!1onethousandonehunderdeleven!1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1111111!1!11!11!
@ Cee-Lo: That is the most amazing revelation I have ever had the privelige to witness. It’s all haikus. This excites me.
@ Klowee and Turtle: It’s just dead. The shell is part of its spine
I knew tha… NO! NOT THE SHEL…
(Turtle dies and respawns)
Sorry, can’t afford
A ferarri but that don’t
Matter get you there
She’s an Xbox, I’m
More an Atari, the way
She plays game ain’t fair.
*Matter still get
*Plays her game
(Not full haiku but close)
@Turtle: Get to a PokeCenter, stat!
@Cee-Lo: Close enough.
(Finds Turtle’s spawn point and rips off shell while making noises that are the cross between an owl, a dog, and osmium-162)
WHO SAYS I CAN’T COD?!?!?!
Hey, it’s Rahiga, the ShamWOOHOO guy.
I RESENT THAT!!!!!! (I’m not doing as much as Turtle because I don’t have the time.)
Sorry, insanity break (I get those a lot).
I just noticed that one of the guys in Happy Feet is a lot like Cee-Lo Green. He’s fat, crazy, and has a lot of girls.
Also, he has the hair.
Whoa. Suddenly the comments in this picture are blowing up ^_____^
@Klowee: I know… a wild host of other people appeared!
@Russia: Ummhey do you watch Hetalia by any chance?
*Left because no posts*
His name is Lovelace.
Lovelace has hair.
Cee-Lo Green does not.
Hair. I have hair too.
So just out of curiosity, has anyone here seen Salad Fingers?
@Winky – Yes.
Why listen to good music when you can listen to music distorted by little children? Now with ChildrensBop, you can! And now you can get PubertyBop, SpeechimpededementstutteringBop, and your very own BiBamBop, too!
*Changes name to Charles*
Anyone would become emo with all this bopping about.
Guys, Check out “Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This?”
I BUFFED UR FLOORS
Ughghiurhlafd so tired.
I’ve fallen in love with Billy Talent again.
Billy Talent? The Juno award-winning Canadian band?
I love Wikipedia.
My IQ drops 50% when Wikipedia has their system downed.
Marry marry marry…
This site is officially dead.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m back.
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